Head's Up

Just stating the obvious...

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What We Are Watching

D and I have had a Wonderfalls party for the last week or so. It's brilliant, everyone should check out.

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No salvation on the horizon

The Salvation Army has rules and ranks. Apparently as the accompanying article states, an officer in the Salvation Army cannot marry outside his rank. So the poor guy who fell in love with a woman who is not part of the Salvation Army now faces exile after 14 years of service. That's hard-f***ing-core. Johnny Harsh, the man under investigation, apparently knew he was wrong but hopes the "powers that be" will reconsider.

Follow the link to the story. A couple quotes I found interesting:

"However, I signed a covenant to obey my Salvation Army leaders and I have failed to obey my leaders."

"Unfortunately, Johnny lost his life partner, his wife, Yoley, and his life changed at that time," she said. "We will miss him."

Song of the day goes out to Captain Johnny Harsh.

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New Director Speaks Out

Just give the image a clickity click to read.

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Zombie Sightings!!!

So there we were at the Americana mall in Glendale (yes, Glendale) and all of a sudden there is this sudden rumbling in the crowd. The faces around us went blank and I thought I heard someone grunt. We turned to see the source of the sudden odd behavior and there it was... water. FUCKING WATER CUED TO LAME ASS MUSIC!!! They all stood there, open mouth staring, zombie-like. Thankfully we made it out okay. It was touch and go for a minute and I got a little worried. For those concerned we are home safe now. Though I do feel a strange urge to grab a couple hoses, pop on some tunes, stand in my front yard and entertain the neighborhood with my magic water.

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Shopping Excursion?

You know how some people say all weather is earthquake weather? It's calm, earthquake. It's raining, earthquake. It's the middle of the night and I'm sleeping, earthquake. Well, in my world earthquakes are zombies. It is always zombie weather. It's a gloomy one today and the girlfriend is making me go shopping. Naturally my mind wandered to Dawn of the Dead. Clearly, I'm not a huge fan of shopping. But, the mall is dangerous, damn it! If the zombie invasion happens we have documented evidence of where they will go first. Well, after they eat their loved ones. They will head on over to the mall and BAM! We will be forced to live at the mall with a chick who is pregnant with a little zombie baby and crazy baby daddy who won't put a bullet to it. See now, this is not kosher. It's clear, I cannot put myself or my darling girl in harm's way. It's for our safety. I'm sure she will understand.

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Christmas Idea

Anyone who is wondering what I want for Christmas... here you go. Only $175. Brilliant, isn't it?

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Picture of the Day

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Just because....

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Bodhisaffa Naas Update

So, I hear that the little man is doing better. While he is not up and around in the same boisterous fashion he is taking an active interest in things again. I fear he has developed some bad habits though... no he's just really the Boo's kitty. Like mother like son.

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RIP

Photo of the Day

How I Spent My Last Day of Freedom

Trashy romance novel, glass (bottle) of Cabernet and Lucy. What more could a girl ask for?

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(The answer is: a lot. But this'll work for now.)

What I'm Watching

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Dedication time...

My baby is stuck in inventory at work so I dedicate Schism by Tool to her plight. Here's hoping she gets to pull some fabulous down soon and make the world prettier.

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Please recast

Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Summit may recast Tayler Lautner (Jacob Black) for the Twilight sequel New Moon. God I hope they do. The kid's cute and all but he looks like a child and he's only 5'9. Jacob is suppose to be 6'7 so unless Taylor has a major growth spurt it looks like he may be out.

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The Good Soldier

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Precision

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Endurance

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Strength

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