Saturday, August 29, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Spooky brother.....
Super Chuck
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
For the Humorous History Buffs Amongst Us
As my friend said, "Pretty much sums it up... except for the Pacific war.
1. World War II
Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side.
(Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled.
(Everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don't do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS.
(Everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia.
Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian.
(Everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch.
Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK's spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them & 64 years later is still doing so.
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary
1. World War II
Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side.
(Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled.
(Everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don't do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS.
(Everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia.
Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian.
(Everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch.
Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK's spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them & 64 years later is still doing so.
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary
Spooky
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Where have you gone?
Friday, August 14, 2009
Dorian Gray
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Does love suck?
Come September 10th, we will find out... I'm still not a fan of Stephan but Damon, yes indeed. I am reserving judgment on the show because I have read the books so many times that I'm terrified they are going to f**k it up. Hence, I'm expecting very, very little but way of continuity. I think all my hope was lost with Elena's brown hair in the show and blond hair in the book...
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Sunday, August 9, 2009
Getting our Syfy on....
Friday, August 7, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Promolicious
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