Saturday, August 29, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Spooky brother.....

Cameron Bright as Alec... he looks decent, I like the cloths. I think I prefer Dakota Fanning though...

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Super Chuck

Brandon Routh is guest starring for multiple episodes on Chuck next season... Entertainment Weekly says he is playing a mentor to Chuck and a rival for Sarah... I know its blasphemy but he should totally hook up with Sarah. He's SUPERMAN!!! So HOT!!! Sorry Chuck but this time... you lose.

-t

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

For the Humorous History Buffs Amongst Us

As my friend said, "Pretty much sums it up... except for the Pacific war.

1. World War II

Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side.
(Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled.
(Everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don't do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS.
(Everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia.
Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian.
(Everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch.
Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK's spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them & 64 years later is still doing so.

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary

Spooky

Big fan of Dakota Fanning in just about everything... I will forgive the tragedy that was Push:shivers: Anyway she looks fantastic in this screen capture.... We need more shots of the Volturi!

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Monday, August 17, 2009

Werewolf!... Werewolf?... there... what?... there wolf...


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Where have you gone?

Stumbled upon this picture of Caroline Dhavernas and wondered what happened to her.... I LOVED Wonderfalls but I haven't seen her in anything in quite sometime... she sure does look purdy...

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Friday, August 14, 2009

Dorian Gray

I love me some Ben Barnes and seeing that I'm obsessed with Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray, I think I am going to like this film...



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Monday, August 10, 2009

Does love suck?

Come September 10th, we will find out... I'm still not a fan of Stephan but Damon, yes indeed. I am reserving judgment on the show because I have read the books so many times that I'm terrified they are going to f**k it up. Hence, I'm expecting very, very little but way of continuity. I think all my hope was lost with Elena's brown hair in the show and blond hair in the book...

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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Getting our Syfy on....

I have waited and waited to watch Battlestar Galactica and I am finally getting the chance. D and I agree... it is AMAZING!!!

Tricia Hefler and her red dress are my new favorite things...

-t

Jesus Versus Vampires

I vote for whatever side Jason ends up on....

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Sophie-Anne

True Blood's newest addition, Evan Rachel Wood as the Queen of Louisiana...

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Monday, August 3, 2009

Promolicious

New promo posters for New Moon.... so much better than the Twilight promos, which looked cheesy and unrealistic... I blame Catherine Hardwicke... yeah, I'm still angry... They calmed down Edward's eyes and I believe Bella's are a lighter brown... I approve...


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