Most Hysterical Romance Novel Blurb Ever?

The following snippet was in the back of one of my romance novels. I laughed out loud so hard when I read it that F demanded I tell him what was so funny. Turns out, it was even funnier the second time around!

"When a tall, handsome stranger saves Evie from a thug's bullet, they strike a deal: he'll be her bodyguard if she'll offer him the cover he needs to stay out of the grips of those hunting for him. But Evie's life takes an out-of-this-world turn when she learns her rescuer isn't from California. He's not even from Earth! He's a down-on-his-luck extraterrestrial and former hitman on the run, and it's up to Evie to cover for the sexy new man in her life...."

How to Lose an Extraterrestrial in 10 Days by Susan Grant

Safe to say, I will not be buying this romance novel. I prefer to read about UFC-like fighters, football jocks and hockey players, thank you very much!

-k