Judging Scarlett...

Okay, so she can fill out a leather outfit... good.... she can do that smoldering, mysterious thing.... great.... but can she do a convincing Russian accent?... ah ha! Houston, we MAY have a problem. Have I mentioned how much I hate the curly hair? The Black Widow has straight hair. Hell, I'll say that she has a bit of a wave, but a permy-bouffant? I think not! BLEH!

-t